What do you do when your neighbor's are idiots?!

What do you do when your neighbor's are idiot's?! 

(you document, record and inform the appropriate people)

Alright... most people have common sense and then again most people don't!

You've got the idiot, the educated idiot, and the uneducated idiot... well my neighbors fall into two of them the idiot and the educated idiot... well if you semi educated you seriously got issues. First of all you shouldn't be burning outta season hence it's very dangerous. Second you should be burning illegal things and posting it on facebook, durh hello seriously STUPID. Third you really should be careful with what you say when the person who say it to is married to the deputy chief of the fire department and of course has more concern for her husband than your stupid dream farm. So the first night Saturday ... we were driving up our road... and down at the start of the cemetery I could see a fire... as we got closer to the house it got bigger... well being me I flipped out on my husband who's the deputy and MADE him walk up and talk to them... they were burning a sofa, building material and other weird things... yeah you had marshmallow's and stuff but that's not a cooking fire... that right their is an illegal burn which in some ways is a felony offence (when you start burning pallets, sofa's, paint things, and electrical shit...) ... so the next day when I go visit they are still doing that shit... and they have the nerve to ask me "is their any one in the tower?" well honestly I wouldn't know as I don't have the portable. So I guess you gonna just have to wait and see... yet he was clear enough to who he was working with ... "it has to be out by 6 pm cause Lorne gets home a little after 7 and I don't want to listen to him" NEWSFLASH don't do stupid illegal shit and you won't deal with him. 

I have pictures of course... to prove what they are doing... and to use against them if anything so happens. 

They are in violation of many burning codes... 

1. not burning season

2. they were burning all day until 6 pm burning season only permits 10 am till 4 pm and nothing can be started after noon)

3. they are only permitted to burn brush (not pallets, not building materials, etc.)

4. you have to be 75 feet away from ANY DWELLING (including barns) yet they are more like fifteen feet from a barn, but they are far enough away from houses

5. you must have a water source available in-case the fire gets out of control

6. your area must be enclosed (yeah not a area where you have two open spots)

7. you can't be more than 3 feet high (yet they so where)

but that's just to name a few... 

So yeah easy what do you when they are that stupid... document it, record it, inform the authorities, and watch the shit hit the fan... except to be honest... I'm not doing anything wrong when you call and inform it as an anonymous tip and say your looking out for the near by dwellings... thankful this idiot has a hearing on the 14th (tomorrow) about his supposed farm... I don't care how shitty I feel I'm gonna go to that... hopefully my mom can come watch the kids... and help me out... well 

that's enough for this entry... all be sure to write about these idiots threw out the next few years... sadly I'm also related to them... only threw marriage though!